Here are the Music Remixes from the Art House Tales 2016 sessions presented for your consideration.

REHAB Remix REVOLUTION Remix

They tried to make us go like Regal
We said: “no, no, no”
Yes, we been black
Playin market-driven whack, that was low, low, low
I can’t got the time
And if our booker thinks we’re fine
Just try to make us go like Regal
We won’t go, go, go

I’d rather play our films our way
We ain’t got no wasted days
Cause there’s nothing, there’s nothing you can preach me
That can make us want to play Anne Hathaway
I didn’t get a lot in class
But I wish the majors once would kiss my ass

They tried to make us go like Regal
We said: “no, no, no”
Yes, we been blue
Playin Marigold 2, that was so, so, slow
I can’t got the time
If Helen Mirren keeps us fine
Just try to make us go like Regal
We won’t go, go, go

Our members said: “Why Godard 3 D?”
I said: “I got no idea”
I’m gonna, I’m gonna lose my Sixties
So I always screen some Bergman here
They said: “You’re making us depressed”
This me: “Ingmar baby, and the rest”

They tried to make us go like Regal
We said: “no, no, no”
Yes, we been quenched
Playin every Judi Dench, cause we’re old, old, old

I don’t ever want 35 again
I just, oooh, just need a DCP
I’m not gonna screen no scratches
Have everyone think we’re Tarantino’s bitches
And, it’s not just my pride
I’m just, like, so jekyll and hyde

They tried to make us go like Regal
We said “no, no, no”
Yes, we been quick
Playin swanky posh pix, that’s our show, show, show
I ain’t got the time
And if our friends cough up the dimes
Community, mission-driven
Let it flow, flow, flow

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know.
Netflix wants to change our brand
You tell me that it’s evolution
Well, you know.
The future’s streaming on demand
But when you talk art house reductions
Don't you know that you can count me out

Art Houses gonna be - All right
Yes, we’re gonna be - All right.
Art Houses gonna be - All right.

You say you'll change the distribution
Well, you know.
Amazon wants to change your head
You tell me it's their contribution
Well, you know.
It’s very tiny screens instead
But if you go carrying schedules of HBO
You ain’t nothing but watching home video

Art Houses gonna be - all right
Big big screens - all right.
Together in the dark - all right.

We say we got the real solution
Well, you know.
We all love our mission plan
We ask you for a contribution
Well, you know.
If we’re nonprofit then we can
But if you got money for theaters to renovate
All I can tell you is sister don’t hesitate

Art Houses gonna be - all right
Community based - all right.
Mission driven - all right.

The Loft, The Lark
The Little, The Grand
Red River, Gold Town
Living Room, Show Room
Railroad Square, Cable Car
Jane Pickens, Jacob Burns
The Clover, The Palm
Roxie. Moxie.

To name, A few.
Don’t forget, Renew.
All right. All right.
Art Houses are really ALL RIGHT!

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